How to Make a Justin’s Stinger

Back in 2012 I was bikepacking the Colorado Trail. After a lengthy time above tree line on what would be considered not bike friendly singletrack we descended down Kokomo Pass towards Leadville. We arrived at a beautiful waterfall that many of you have passed. My partner and I needed to refill on water and put down some calories. Rummaging through my top tube bag I pulled out a Honey Stinger and a Justin’s peanut butter squeeze pack. I would soon have a realization while combining the two to make a mouthwatering experience to remember. Here is a simple guide, enjoy! First you must buy a Honey Stinger Honey Waffle ($1.50) and a Justin’s Honey Almond Butter 1.15 Oz pack (1.35) this will total $2.75 + applicable sales tax. Then you need to wake up in the dessert overlooking a beautiful canyon or anywhere next to your bike. Then you must roll over to your top tube bag while still bivyed up and find your Honey Stinger Waffle and Justin’s packages. Knead the Justin’s to properly mix and warm the nut butter and honey. Next you unwrap your Honey Stinger Waffle and open the Justin’s packet. Then…you guested it, disperse the honey almond goodness on the waffle. Spread around with the Justin’s packet, and lick remanence from packet. Look at the beauty and devour the 350 calories while the sun warms you up. Yummmmmmm